What's the nastiest thing you ever did to somebody on a golf course?
What's the nastiest thing you ever did to somebody on a golf course?
I had to endure a boorish playing partner whom I simply despised. He constantly bragged about how good his game was, how superior his clubs were and how he was just an overall better golfer than the rest of us. Throughout the round he twice hit his ball into wooded areas. Both times I helped look for the ball. Both times I pocketed his ball. Nice Pro V1s brand new. How about you.
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2.2.2010
One of my fellow golfers headed to the B&B between holes. While he was inside, I yelled fore….then threw a ball at the B&B . We heard him yelling **#. f*_#n*x! the door flew open ,out he came with a pee stain down the entire left pant leg, eww he was mad. Later in the round my buddies told him I did it. I sat down in the golf cart after my tee shot on the eighteenth tee and I felt something wet on the seat, I'll be damned if he didn't get revenge. Source(s): Guess what it was?
2.2.2010
A couple of my friends liked to cheat… Alot! They might hit a ball into the woods. Then they would just drop a ball from the same spot and hit it perfectly fine and take their second ball and not count penalty strokes. So, normally, they might get double or triple bogey on a hole, but when they cheat, it turns into par or bogey. They used to do this on almost every hole. So I would always question them about their score because who wants to play with a couple of cheaters. They would always act like they were cool about me asking, but on the inside I could tell that they were angry at me. Go ahead and call me a b*tch but that's just not the way golf is supposed to be played.So me questioning my friends score is probably the nastiest thing I've ever done to someone on a golf course. Not so much nasty as it being the right thing to do!Golf is a gentleman's game, and some people are just not gentlemen.
2.2.2010
LOL Nice. You deserve those balls if you tolerated the guy without saying anything.I was watching this group of EIGHT play ahead of us. They kept playing like that even after the marshal had a talk with them….twice. Finally, my buddy launched one that landed (not rolled) next to them, and we had words. Surprisingly, these idiots didn't see they were doing anything against the rules and saw themselves with a sense of self-entitlement (this is in the Toronto area where 99% of the population is like that…second-most classless city in Canada). I was in this "big-boned" guy's face who thought he was all big and bad by saying some questionable comments based on various forms of discrimination. I put him in his place by telling him, "It's called a 'treadmill,' I suggest you put down the cheeseburger and get acquainted with one." Suffice it to say, all 12 of us got kicked out without a refund, but we weren't banned (not sure about the other EIGHT though).I witnessed this during Mike Weir's Charity Classic last July during the Canadian Open week. I was at the hole with Lori Kane's group when she hit one in the rough just next to the green. A couple of guys, thinking they were funny, said, "Hey, Lori, want me to put it next to the hole for you?" Kane knocked it about twenty feet beyond the hole and just as she was about to putt, she looks up at them and says, "Hey, guys, watch this." Drains it.
2.2.2010
I didn't do this, but a good friend of mine did …His high school team was playing a tournament to determine who would qualify to play in the next match. His teammate purposely stepped in his line (in the old metal spikes) while he was lining up a crucial three-foot putt.My otherwise mild-mannered friend missed the putt and proceeded to give his golf bag a few hard kicks. He bent quite a few of his shafts.
2.2.2010
the nastiest thing i ever did was loosen the bag strap on the golf cart. as soon as they drove away the bag fell off the cart. i am laughing right now as i type this. man was he pissed. but never do this when the cart is on the path. it will damage the clubs. i did this when the cart was on the fairway in the soft green grass.
2.2.2010
I got myself a very large 8 inch spike and some really strong epoxy. To the head of this spike I then glued a quarter to the top of the spike. Then at a golf tournament where everybody knew each other I put it 3 feet from one of the holes, just as if someone had forgotten their ball marker. I put it right down, so it just looked like it was flat on the green. And it was funny.
2.2.2010
I was golfing with this boy and he was super annoying and I was kind of by a tree and he was standing right beside the tree so I aimed for the tree and it hit him and I was so funny. I didnt mean to hit him with the ball I just meant to scare him a little bit, which makes it funny.
2.2.2010
Flung goose shiz at my partner while he was putting.It was during a recent round when we are just messing around cuz its so cold up here
2.2.2010
on kid was being annoying to me and he kept cheating so on one of his putts form about 5 feet i screamed fore in his backswing and he missed.he deserved it